Wank Punter
ALBUM: UNLUBRICATED

Introducing Rock's dirty little secret…

With several LIVE-TO-AIR appearances on Playboy TV (NIGHT CALLS w/ host Jesse Jane), a cameo appearance on Zalman King's new episodic series "Body Language" along with the licensing of 3 songs, another cameo on Gene Simmons Family Jewels (shot on location at The Cat Club in Los Angeles), exclusive feature coverage in Playboy, Genesis, , AVN & SWANK Magazine, and several appearances on Showcase TV's "Web Dreams", the boys are prepped and ready for the next major step on their surreal voyage.

The Wanks are frank -- they satirize real life moments in humanity’s unending quest for sexual intimacy, and the oft-comical obstacles that befall our attempts to bed our targets. Cleverly written, their humor is executed with the skill and awe-inspiring finesse of a surgeon with the target aimed clearly just below the belt.

Grinding out solid rock music, they will make you laugh and their explosive shows involve sexy ladies, provocative pyrotechnics, hilarious visual props and intriguing personas, replete with outrageous costumes. If Barnum & Bailey managed a rock n’ roll band, Wank Punter would be it...

A rockin' show is in store for patrons at the Horseshoe Tavern. Wankpunter., making waves all over with a whole different animal -- porn rock -- Wank Punter might offend the virginal sort but the limber-minded will laugh and rock out at the same time. Their shtick is killer, their perverted personas as colourful as their costumes, their ladies are hot and their music is good.
24hrs
http://toronto.24hrs.ca

Controversial Canadian rock band Wank Punter... with two CDs worth of hard-driving rock and roll songs that are informed and influenced by the world of adult entertainment. The band, musical descendants of the outrageous Frank Zappa, are veterans of dozens of controversial shows in venues throughout Canada and the US.
Rock Confidential
rockconfidential.com

No matter your views on porn, can't we all agree that watching a band called Wank Punter would be worth the price of admission?
The Toronto Star
thestar.com

1. Kirsten Price
2. Sex Worker
3. Driver
4. Captain Cockblock
5. Fatherly Advice
6. Backdoor Man
7. Supersize Me
8. Girl Like You
9. Nubian Princess
10. Cornholio
11. Curse
12. Mainstream is Learning
13. Go Figure

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KEY SELLING POINTS

 

  • Zalman King's new episodic series "Body Language", licensing of 2 songs "Captain Cockblock" and "Fatherly Advice"
  • LIVE-TO-AIR appearances on Playboy TV (NIGHT CALLS w/ host Jesse Jane) in rotation, liscencing "Supersize Me"
  • Exclusive feature coverage in Genisis magazine
  • Several appearances on Showcase TV's "Web Dreams"


Catalogue Number PM-017
Bar Code 061297618736
File Rock/Power Pop
Street Date January 20, 2009
Format CD